Oh, those poor twins...

Not long ago, I was in the lineup at Safeway, waiting to checkout. The front page of the Star or the National Enquirer caught my eye, featuring a certain teeny-bopper flavour-of-the-week sister-act.

Overheard behind me:

Woman: "Oh no. They're picking on the twins again!"

Man: "What? The Sedins?"

Woman (slightly irritated): "No! Mary-Kate and Ashley!"

At which point, the man immediately lost interest in the conversation, and I snickered into my sleeve.

Ah, priorities...